Friday, January 16, 2009

William Kristol is the worst person to ever exist Part Deux!


I have another edition of this because it makes the boyfriend happy. I hope I don't fuck up this one as much as I did the other.

  • William Kristol shot your dog
  • William Kristol brought smallpox to North America and syphilis to Europe
  • William Kristol stole your umbrella while it was raining
  • William Kristol read Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America and loved it
  • William Kristol is starring in Pink Panther 2
  • William Kristol invented pop-up ads
  • William Kristol set off the fire alarm at 2 in the morning
  • William Kristol has his homepage set to the Drudge Report
  • William Kristol spammed your email with weight loss offers
  • William Kristol pre-empted your favorite show's broadcast
  • William Kristol gave you lice
  • William Kristol scored the game winning goal at the buzzer...against your team
  • William Kristol encouraged John Wilkes Booth to shoot Abraham Lincoln
  • William Kristol crashed your hardrive
  • William Kristol left his Christmas lights on all year
  • William Kristol is racist
  • William Kristol put the empty milk carton back in the fridge

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