I have another edition of this because it makes the boyfriend happy. I hope I don't fuck up this one as much as I did the other.
- William Kristol shot your dog
- William Kristol brought smallpox to North America and syphilis to Europe
- William Kristol stole your umbrella while it was raining
- William Kristol read Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America and loved it
- William Kristol is starring in Pink Panther 2
- William Kristol invented pop-up ads
- William Kristol set off the fire alarm at 2 in the morning
- William Kristol has his homepage set to the Drudge Report
- William Kristol spammed your email with weight loss offers
- William Kristol pre-empted your favorite show's broadcast
- William Kristol gave you lice
- William Kristol scored the game winning goal at the buzzer...against your team
- William Kristol encouraged John Wilkes Booth to shoot Abraham Lincoln
- William Kristol crashed your hardrive
- William Kristol left his Christmas lights on all year
- William Kristol is racist
- William Kristol put the empty milk carton back in the fridge
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