Abraham Lincoln's Birthday

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast!

From The Pleasing Hour by Lily King (page 54):

     "He's hilarious-looking," Leslie said. "Tall for a Frenchman. Kind of like Abraham Lincoln but not half as sexy."
     "Abraham Lincoln is not sexy," Beth said.
     "Abraham Lincoln is very sexy."

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The Old 97's Should Be On Saturday Night Live [Is America Ready?]

I don't know whats been happening since I received the above blog post in my Google Reader. But it should happen, yo! Go 'Like' the petition over on Facebook.

THIS should be on teevee:



Or "Champaign, Illinois." Or whatever they feel like singing! America must be slammed with Rhett Miller's gyrating hips on Saturday Night Live. It must happen.

Abortion Cat [This isn't funny...its hilarious!]

Abortion cat is coming for your kittens! Honestly, just go ahead and Google Image Search ABORTION CAT. There is more than just this LOLCAT.

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