Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!
Okay, so fish are slimy and totally gross. This is bad for PETA, who wants to save all the fish. If I were PETA, I would point out that you are eating something that is slimy and gross. Are you sure you want to eat that? It swam in pollution.
Instead, they propose a name change. No one would ever eat a kitten, so maybe no one would want to eat a sea kitten? Above is my sea kitten. I didn't have any cool names for mine, so I just named him "Sea Kitten". The only problem is that I thought that PETA was against pets.
This is one of the strangest marketing schemes ever.

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