William Kristol is the worst human being to ever exist. An AIM conversation gleaned many of these facts, that I will now share with you. (For other information about William Kristol, see here...thanks Dan!)
* William Kristol stole your roommate's bike in college
* William Kristol litters
* William Kristol likes Nickelback
* William Kristol took your lunch money
* William Kristol think that the constitution is "a good starting point"
* William Kristol makes you puke
* William Kristol thinks postpartum depression is a myth and psychiatry is a Nazi science
* William Kristol thought Sarah Palin was a good idea
* William Kristol has a recurring role on Two and a Half Men
* William Kristol thought that New Coke was a good idea
* William Kristol causes Metro delays
* William Kristol is delaying the new Tally Hall album
* William Kristol just ran over you with his segue
* William Kristol eats veal every night for dinner with foie gras on the side
* William Kristol has a ring made of kryponite
* William Kristol believes the only stem cell research that should be allowed is the research he does in his basement on nights and weekends as a hobby
* William Kristol told you there is no Santa
* William Kristol got Arrested Development canceled
* William Kristol is cutting down the rainforest
* William Kristol saw Marley and Me four times
* William Kristol gave Roger Ebert throat cancer
* William Kristol is causing the economic crisis
* William Kristol stole your socks out of the dryer
* William Kristol took the last gallon of milk at the grocery store
* William Kristol just erected a parking garage outside your window
* William Kristol broke up with you on Valentine's Day
* William Kristol prevented you from getting into Harvard
* William Kristol sent your job overseas
* William Kristol caused your hard drive to crash
* William Kristol is hoarding all the coupons for digital converters
* William Kristol loves Fox News
* William Kristol ate the last cookie
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