Tuesday, January 6, 2009

No, The FBI Doesn't Want You

I got on CNN to see this headline: Wanted: 850 new FBI agents.

They don't want just new agents but professional staff. That's something I can do! Can you imagine working at the FBI? It'd probably be just as boring as any other old job, but you could tell people that you work at the FBI. That would just be sweet.

Unfortunately, the page won't load so I can't submit my (futile) application. Maybe they saw all the stuff on my computer (or some other weird FBI voodoo shit where they read my mind) and decided I wouldn't be a good fit...

...Or every other person is totally trying to access that page right now!

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