George W Bush Sanitizes his hands after touching Pure Hope

CNN Reports:

Obama recalls shaking hands with Bush, who then "turned to an aide nearby, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand." "Good stuff. Keeps you from getting colds," Bush said, according to Obama's account.

President Bush is to hope as vampires are to holy water. Without the hand sanitizer, he would MELT! Oh noes!