Open Letter To The Red Line Metro Driver

Dear Red Line Train Driver on the Dupont 4:25ish to Shady Grove,

I commend your excellent service this afternoon. You were great, really. First, you informed anyone needing an elevator at Woodley Park Zoo/Adams Morgan that they could get a shuttle from the Cleveland Park Station. When we left each stop, you clearly said which station would be coming up next.

Before the Bethesda stop, you told us the time. 4:34 p.m.

This is the most helpful any driver has been. Like, ever.

I hope that during the Inauguration, the WMATA just cloned you, because you would be the most helpful on stressful occasions when the Metro system is overloaded.

Seriously. You need a raise.

Love,

Everyone on your train this afternoon