Showing posts with label John McCain still loses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John McCain still loses. Show all posts

Monday, March 9, 2009

John McCain Is More Hip Than Me

The guy twitters! All the fucking time! I have nothing to twitter about. Ooh, I just ate a slice of pizza....should I twitter? Its warm outside, should I twitter about it?

He recently "tweeted" (and I just got used to the facebook terminology -- friend, poke, facebooked) about beaver management which has North Carolina all aflutter (instead of atwitter).

“How does one manage a beaver?” U.S. Sen. John McCain asked his followers from the Senate floor this week.

McCain's derisive comments – “$650,000 for beaver management in North Carolina and Mississippi,” he typed on his Twitter mini-blog – came as part of his continuing campaign against directed spending, or earmarks, in the federal government.


Except: if you don't manage these beavers, flood damage to roads, homes and farms happens. You know. Oops.

But that John McCain is one funny guy!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

"You don't show up for me, America doesn't show up for you"



Apparently no one made nice as previously reported. David Letterman is vindicated. So there.