Save The Sea Kittens!

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

Okay, so fish are slimy and totally gross. This is bad for PETA, who wants to save all the fish. If I were PETA, I would point out that you are eating something that is slimy and gross. Are you sure you want to eat that? It swam in pollution.

Instead, they propose a name change. No one would ever eat a kitten, so maybe no one would want to eat a sea kitten? Above is my sea kitten. I didn't have any cool names for mine, so I just named him "Sea Kitten". The only problem is that I thought that PETA was against pets.

This is one of the strangest marketing schemes ever.